• Butt Face Towel

    Unless you have a personal butler or laundress you probably use your towel more than once per washing. And if that's the case you're probably drying your face with part of the towel that dried your butt yesterday. Gross! Now you can avoid the confusion with the Butt Face towel.
  • Breathslim Breathing Weight Loss

    Breathing properly to lose weight is not a new idea or concept. In fact, it has been practiced for centuries and is an important aspect of many yoga classes around the world. Could this be the Holy Grail?
  • Magicians Smoke from Fingers

    Behold the age old smoke-from-the-fingertips trick. Magicians have been using this one since the beginning of time. Rub this gooey mess on your fingers, and smoke vapors will magically appear from nowhere. Friends will be scared and amazed.
  • 101 Uses For Ex Wifes Wedding Dress

    When Kevin Cotter’s wife left him, she took everything except her wedding dress. In Kevin’s infinite wisdom, he took it upon himself to find 101 uses for his ex-wife’s wedding dress – showcasing everything from using it as a car sponge to a fishing net in his new book.
  • Water Jet Pack

    For only 10 grand you can now fly. Strap this baby on and feel like Elroy Jetson circa 1978.
  • Banana Cell Phone Handset

    Combining modern technology with the childhood classic joke of talking into a banana. It works with most cell phones including the iPhone, Blackberry, Samsung and more. Excuse me, I have a call.
  • Toilet Mug

    So versatile and so gentile. This ceramic toilet mug is perfect for any occasion and a great way to let your friends know that they're #1 in your eyes....or #2, I guess? Use it to serve candy, ice cream or coffee. Or use it as a planter! You can't lose with this great gift.
  • I Kissed a Democrat Chewing Gum

    Hey, sometimes things just go south and crazy things happen. There are times when your fiscally responsible agenda goes haywire and you just can't help yourself. Well now there's a gum for that.
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  • 50-50 Bank

    Are you having trouble deciding how much to save for something responsible versus something fun? Life is much more exciting when you let fate decide. The 50/50 Savings Bank comes with a dry erase marker so you can always change your savings goals.
  • Friday The 13th Guitar Pick

    Have a killer performance with this Friday The 13th guitar pick that will have your audience dying for more. Inspired by the iconic horror flick’s ominous hockey mask, these Friday The 13th Guitar picks come in a pack of six, and are perfect for musically talented serial killers.
  • Prescription Coffee Mug

    A great gift for coffee lovers, and coffee addicts. This hilarious ceramic coffee mug looks like a prescription medicine bottle, and the label is filled with hilarious puns about coffee.
  • C-String

    In the movie Old School, Frank the Tank ends up in the 'Trust Tree' with his wife and he tells the marriage counselor his deep thoughts about women's underpants: "Maybe they're wearing something really cool that I don't even know about." Well now I know exactly how he felt.
  • Anti Monkey Butt Powder

    If you've ever driven a truck, rode a horse or rode a bike for over an hour, you know exactly what it means to have a case of monkey butt. Marketed as a product for all of your 'butt bursting activities.' That means cycling, horseback riding, motorcycling and rodeo.
  • Family Bug Out Bag

    If my family were to bug out, probably the first thing we'd do is tear apart this bag of supplies in search of the Xanax and Scotch it does not contain to help calm ourselves down. This bag has everything your family needs to survive for 3 days as the world calms down.
  • Butt Face Soap

    This great 2-sided bar of soap solves the age old problem of washing your nether regions and your face with the same bar. If you share a shower with family, roommates or friends, this soap will lay down some ground rules and assure that you never have any mix ups.
  • Dog Paw Washer

    Eliminate those dirty dog prints all over your clean floor with the dog paw wash tool. This painless yet extremely effective device works by simply placing your dog’s paws in the tube filled with soap and water – a fluid dynamic suction then quickly takes off the dirt.
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  • Awkward Family Pet Photos

    Even the most humor challenged people I know can't keep from laughing as they look through this one. We keep a copy on our coffee table and somehow it manages to migrate to the night stands in guests' bedrooms or other areas of the house....even if they aren't animal lovers.
  • Awkward Family Pet Photos

    Even the most humor challenged people I know can't keep from laughing as they look through this one. We keep a copy on our coffee table and somehow it manages to migrate to the night stands in guests' bedrooms or other areas of the house....even if they aren't animal lovers.
  • Book: Unnecessary Quotation Marks

    This book surveys the havoc wreaked by quotation marks on signs, menus, placards, and posters that leave reality upended by supposed "facts." This smarty-pants guide is "perfect" for desperate grammarians, habitual air quoters, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
  • Veet Hair Removal for Men

    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon colored bag of agony.
  • Electronic Spin The Bottle

    Electronic Spin the Bottle takes the old party favorite out of the dark ages and into the 21st Century. The see-through blue plastic bottle lights up when you spin it and makes cool sound effects as it whizzes around. When it comes to a rest, it beams a light at the winner.
  • Vintage 60 Watt Lightbulb

    Think of how cool your antique lamp will look with this bulb in it. Or what about any chandelier or lamp in your home? These bulbs will bring you back to the early 20th century. She blinded me with science!
  • The Eviltron Prank

    The best prank to come out in a decade. Plant this disturbing little device and really freak people out. Sounds are: unsettling creaking, unidentifiable scratching sounds, gasping last breath, sinister child laughing, eerie whispering of hey, can you hear me?
  • Inflatable Bumper Balls

    As a kid I dreamed of being a champion Sumo wrestler in Tokyo and dating waif models who weighed 1/16 of my body mass and sang karaoke to me each evening at bed time. Strange, eh? Well now my sons can act out the fantasy with these buddy balls. Remember to order two.
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  • Volume Level Pacifier

    Ever wanted to adjust the volume on the baby? Imagine the possibilities? it's PVC-free, BPH-free and meets all child safety standards, so parents have some peace of mind as well.
  • Jingle Bells Shotgun Shells

    Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like some spent 12 gauge shells. These babies will deliver the proper Christmas message to friends and neighbors....Merry Christmas but stay the $&#%$ off my property! They look great on wreaths, trees and mantles.
  • Stick & Find

    Tired of losing stuff? The Stick N' Find Bluetooth tracker works with an app to locate lost or missing objects. Just stick the trackers to whatever you don't want to lose and download the free app. From there, you can use your phone to monitor the locations of up to 20 objects.
  • Your Stick Family Was Delicious

    Stick figure family decals used to make me want to go all T-Rex on people. Now thanks to this sticker I have a warning system on my car letting all the Mom-vans know my capability of going off scale Jurassic Park in the drive thru. The middle child always tastes the best.
  • American Flag Pants

    The first time I put these pants on, I went outside and caught a bald eagle with my bare hands and tamed it. The next day I won the US Open with a 9 under par. God bless America.
  • Thumb Sumo

    One, two, three, four I declare a sumo war! The ancient art of sumo wrestling meets the uniquely American art of thumb wrestling. The result is a hilarious good time. Includes a book with dozens of thumb sumo moves and holds.
  • Fifty Shades of Grey Costume

    It's the book that started a revolution. Now you can WOW the ladies at this year's Halloween party with the most creative and suggestive costume of them all.
  • Miley Cyrus Costume

    Twerking is the rage this Halloween. Hannah Montana is long gone, baby!
  • Batman Macbook Decal

    How cool will this Batman decal look on your Macbook? Decals come on transfer paper for easy application. The Dark Knight never looks so fantastic.
  • Buckle Up Key Holder

    Losing your car keys can be very frustrating, so it makes sense to keep them somewhere safe... Well, what can be safer than buckling them up? This wall mounted key holder looks like a real car seat belt buckle. The perfect gift for car lovers and anyone who keeps losing their keys
  • Polar Bear & Penguin Ice Cube Mold

    Your guests will feel like they're sight-seeing in the Arctic Circle. Watch as Polar Bears and Penguins float by on their little mini icebergs. These are certainly the coolest ice cube molds you will ever find.
  • Hand Soap

    There are some things you see that immediately make the most perfect sense in the world. With the highly original Hand Soap, it not only makes sense, it's actually hysterically funny, as well. If it looked any more real, you'd have to trim its fingernails.
  • Phone & Tablet Robot Cleaner

    Undoubtedly the most unnecessary iPhone/iPad accessory ever invented. Of course it would take 2 seconds to wipe down your greasy phone but it's the 21st century and there are robots for these sorts of tasks. Imagine the looks on your friends' faces when you pull this thing out?
  • Toilet Paper iPad Stand

    I can now Skype (hands-free!) instead of trying to juggle a cell phone. Eliminates the need for a stack of magazines. You can get a "Mirror" App from iTunes, great for doing my makeup in the morning! I do wish it had a cup holder, and maybe a basket to hold my chicken nuggets.
  • Umbrella Leash

    Whoever invented those ridiculous plaid raincoats for dogs should be ashamed. Dogs deserve some dignity and it doesn't come in the form of a cheesy London Fog knock-off. This clear umbrella dome attaches easily to your dog’s collar and keeps him dry. No more stinky towels.
  • Crusaders Helmet

    Their basic function was to protect the head, face, and neck from the cutting blows of swords, spears, arrows, and other weapons. And now you can have one to wear on the weekends. Made of solid metal with real rivets this Medieval helmet will get you through the roughest of jousts.
  • I Mustache You A Question Tshirt

    I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later. A funny new tshirt that is sure to start a conversation. What is it that you mustache me? I'm dying to know.
  • Kodak Kitten Printer

    Finally out of bankruptcy and ready to regain their place in the American consciousness, Kodak has released a first-of-its-kind kitten printer. Just scan a photo of a cat (young or old), enter the size of the litter and press the print button. Meow!
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